Who is Daniel Robert Maurer?

I have honestly no idea who I am. It is not important who I am; what is important is what I do.

Okay, then. Obviously you've seen "Batman Begins." What do you do?

I like to think I am a creative person who writes the following things:

I also am a professional technical writer. Seriously. Writing words and stuff is how I make money and feed the children.

So, that's what I do. I'm OK at it. I'm also very humble, which is something I have great pride in.

God Bless America, Potatoes are Back Photo

God Bless America, Potatoes are Back (Original).

I also do take some pictures, draw a bit, and so on. I don't do any of that very well yet, but there are some images throughout this site.

This looks weird.

I'm messing with the CSS to make it more...well, better.

Hey, your blog doesn't look at all like your home page. Why don't they match.

Because I'm using Blogger, and I have not taken the time to either change the template or move to a different service. I'm really just happy that I coded this page all its accompanying CSS by hand, which took entirely too much time.

Aren't you the guy that said that stupid thing.

Yes. Yes I am.

For a professional writer your grammar sucks.

I'm more interested in the descriptive-ist aspect of linguistics than the prescriptive-ist. I'll try to do better next time. I'm kind of pressed for time right now.