So, yeah. I am mxdrm, also known as Daniel Robert Maurer, and this is my site.
Here I will address you in an overly familiar tone in an attempt to rhetorically engage with you, attempting to persuade you using ethos and pathos that I'm really a swell person. Further, as a type of logos (in rhetorical parlance), I will provide examples of my swellness. I thereby will complete Aristotle's persuasive trifecta and you will be assured I am a swell person.